Life On The Half Shell

LIFE ON THE HALF SHELL

 

It is Sunday and I know there are those who curl up with tea or coffee or other drink, and watch Politics and Shows that have to do with the elections.  See where somebody named Scott Walker is talking about putting a fence along the northern border between Canada and USA.  We use to call them our friends to the north.  Now we are talking about walling them off.  And I am thinking,  Mr. Walker needs something to combat the ways of Donald Trump and the Hispanic vote.  So he tries to get us to think about the enemy factor, and who to subject next to the tyranny of his words. 

 

So they all are looking for ways to get noticed, before it is too late.  Thing is my blog is read in Canada and South of the Border and even in the United States.  Talking politics and religion is a show stopper.  You can do it, but your viewers depart and go elsewhere.  So we need to be selective here.  Write something people like to read.  And that indeed is the challenge.

Not sure I can use my blog to talk about  their issues, unless of course it is truly something that impacts me and I need a change.  I don’t need you, and will continue on.  You can do your own thing.  Good Luck.  And is how I will handle the reality TV methodology as they are trying to apply it to national politics. 

 

And is an old technique.  Distract the people with talk about WMD’s and Fake Wars that become like wildfires spreading out of control, and kill a lot of people.  In hindsight, maybe we would have turned down the volume on the enemies we create to do our dirty work, and then discredit, defeat and then roll over the opposition and stonewall free speech about such things. 

 

But of course, we have Sunday and our leaders show up on the national media covered shows, and blow smoke.  In Washington State and Colorado it is legal to blow smoke and talk junk.  If you get in the way,  they will shoot you.  But that is another topic I will not expand upon now.

 

But of course we will hope for due process of law and justice, but am thinking it would be better to stay in Washington and Colorado and let the people learn by trial and error that you are not a threat, won’t blow up the World Trade Center, and are not on a train in Paris doing harm.  Stay home Blow Smoke.  And maybe that is what Scott Walker is doing.  But is it legal and ethical at the same?  Not sure. 

Life on the Half Shell.

My blog for today. 

Half blog and half reality therapy using the printed word.  Beware.  Doctor’s in the house.  Nurse.  Nurse.  Bring it.  World is in disrepair, I need to get elected, and yes haven’t got the big money sponsoring me, so I need to use the media to get people to notice.  How am I doing?  Is the topic I will explore today.  Life On The Half Shell.  Maybe, half baked.

 

Life On The Half Shell and wonder how Stoney will spin it.  Half his world is going up in smoke via the thunder and lighting and thrown cigarette butt, still lit and things that start fires in a dry area.  Millions of acres and all he cares about is getting elected, and perhaps to limit loss of life, animals and people and unnamed critters that if found in your garbage can, would creep you out. 

 

The other half is also going up in smoke but it is legal.  Washington and has an ocean buffer off to the west.  Asian junk rolling onto his beach, but that is the past and the consequences are just being felt.  Makes for an opportunity, as he gathers it up, bills somebody for Clean Up and lives on, praising the existence of THE SUPER FUND.

 

 Doesn’t matter that what comes ashore is not radioactive.  Government and he has friends.  So he makes a living without running for president or getting into State and Local Office.  So don’t go off course. Stay on Message. World is made invisible by the smoke he is blowing, or smoke from the forest fires now coming to homes in Mexico and New Mexico.  But nobody is saying,

“Build A Fence.”

 Stoney is saying, “Life on the Half Shell.”  Now we need to figure out why this might be important.  Or wait, Sunday is almost over.  Time to go back to work. 

And sometime in September, The Yankees will play well enough to win.  Yes, am talking about baseball.  And then, comes football.  Not talking about The Fake Games and Scott Walker.  Moving on.  Sunday is almost over.  Half Baked media bursts and sparks and fire. 

 

Once the rains come, we will have a solution.  In the meantime,  watching TV and hoping the leaders of tomorrow have the answer is much like how I spend my time.  Life of the Half Shell and Half Baked.  And when we realize that blowing smoke in Washington and Colorado is legal, then we know.  Need to be careful who we listen to, and select as our next president.  But we know that. 

So we are just killing time until the real party gets started.  Maybe too early in the process to invest a lot of interest and time.  Not saying that we-the-people  have too many things and people to consider, but what if that is true.  And we are being exploited by the sheer number of candidates trying to get noticed.  Guess we can leave that for next week, and the political shows next Sunday.  That’s what occurs to me.

Half a good man is better than none at all.  And at this stage of the election process, feels like artificial insemination might be a hotter topic than forest fires and smoking pot in Washington State.  Have to do some investigation and uncover what is important to most of the people, all the time.  Not sure building a fence on our south or northern border is the answer.  Use technology.  Lasers and things we haven’t really seen yet, attached to hobby drones, operated by 10 year olds.  Zap things.  Make it risky to not go to the crossing station and do it the established way. 

 

Introduce the risk of the unpredictable, and make it legal.  Drones and 10 years and pot.  Might be the way of new leadership.  In the future.  Half a good idea is better than none at all.  Is that what stoney is saying, or is he just showing how it might be when Life on the Half Shell thinking goes global and to those on the other side.  It makes sense.  Less dangerous than North Korea and rogue Nukes.  Cheaper than building a fence, north or south.

So like I was saying.  Sunday and it is the end of summer.  Soon the forest fires will be dowsed by rain.  The wind will not be the factor it is.  Football begins.  Baseball ends.  And then we can give more attention to the politicians who are trying to get noticed and elected.  Yes,  you know what I am going to say next.  People on the Half Shell will say just about anything to get served.  Where I live there are lots of oysters and it is cheap to go to an Oyster Bar and get what you need. 

 

But maybe in other parts of the country, it is not so simple.  Maybe going on TV and saying just about anything;  is how it is done.  Just saying, where Stoney lives we blow and suck in a lot of smoke.  Sure it is not good for the lungs, and has the same effect of smoking cigars and cigarettes.  But it is natural.  It is green.

Half Baked and On The Half Shell.  Life as he knows it, being shared in a blog.  Wish you all a good Sunday.  Enjoy.  Words are Free.

Sort of.  But I would be careful who I listen to and who I elect as the next leaders of your conditioned state.  What they might do, impacts you or might.    Life On The Half Shell.  Be careful.